Iand'm and irish cripple, a scottish jew
iand'm the blackmail man
a raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe
iand'm the blackmail man
iand'm a dead fish coon, a pikey greek
iand'm the blackmail man
a silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak
iand'm the blackmail man
Well, iand'm the blackmail man and i know what you do
every one of you, iand'm the blackmail man
you make me sick, make me tom and dick
iand'm the blackmail man
blackmail man
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iand'm the blackmail man
a tiddly -wink, a charlie ronce
iand'm a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk
iand'm the blackmail man
a paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk
iand'm the blackmail man
Iand'm the blackmail man and i know what you do
every one of you, blackmail man
i hate yoru guts, your newington butts
iand'm the blackmail man
Hampton wick, parrafin lamp
fraiser and nash, pony and trap
blackmail man
up you harris, in your mince
hamptons donand't leave fingerprints
i am the blackmail man