Just cos i ainand't never 'ad, no,
nothing worth having
never ever, never ever
you ainand't got no call not to think
i wouldnand't fall
into thinking that
i ainand't too clever
and it ainand't not having
one thing nor another
neither, either is it anything, whatever
and itand's not not knowing that
there ainand't nothing showing
and i answer to the name
of trever, however
Just cos i ainand't never said, no,
nothing worth saying
never ever, never ever, never ever
things 'ave got read into what i never sad,
till me mouth becomes me 'ead
which ainand't not all that clever
and itand's not not saying
one thing nor another
neither, either is it anything
i havenand't said, whatever
and it ainand't not proving
that me mind ainand't moving
and i answer to the name
of trever, however
Knock me down with a feather
clever trevor
widebrows wonder whether
clever trevorand's clever
either have they got
nor neither havenand't not
got no right to make a clot
out of trevor
Why should i feel bad
about something i ainand't 'ad
such stupidness is mad
cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add
to a load of old toot
and i ainand't half not half
cos thereand's nowhere to put it
even if i 'ad iand'm a bit of a jack the lad
Knock me down with a feather
clever trevor
widebrows wonder whether
clever trevorand's clever
either have they got
nor neither havenand't not
got no right to make a clot
out of trevor
Also, it takes much longer
to get up north, the slow way
