[verse 1]
buy my cd or iand'll break your fuckinand' head
i got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed
heard what i said, buy it, shit at least try it
this shit is dope as fuck donand't make me pull your ears with pliers
ainand't no one buyinand' my album it shouldand've been platinum
at least gold, the kids donand't buy my shit iand'm gonna crackand'em
my idea street promotion is drivinand' through places
and pegginand' promo tapes at peoples faces sayinand' andquot;buy it you homoandquot;
a promo, what? you want free shit
you better pay up, iand'll even take food stamps kid
if you ainand't got a job, man itand's cool you can rob
still from your old man, cuz heand's a fat drunken slob
and ya mom, sheand's blown in lonely ville for 20
so just tell that smelly hoe you need some money buddy
i go to the stores that are selling lpand's
telland'em move some fuckinand' units or iand'll break your friggin knees
emcees donand't even wanna battle me now
my put my lyrics up because i started knockinand' bitches out
interrupt rock sets from alternative bands
i snatch the mic and start beatinand' till itand's hurtinand' my hands
then i kick my wicked flows until the cops are called
iand'll throw a bar stool and start a bar room brawl
as i run out the door, just before i jet
donand't forget to buy my album on cd or cassette
[chorus]
iand'm a dope emcee but a shitty self promoter
iand'll sign a contract for a hoagie and soda
iand'ma use force like as if my name was yoda
buy my shit quick man just do what i told ya
canand't work for a living gotta eat off this
plus i gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid
iand'ma shove in your face till you purchase it
just buy my friggin album bitch!
[verse 2]
donand't be a cheap fuck itand's just 11.99
and itand's worth it, i ainand't sayinand' that because itand's mine
if itand's whack, donand't even think youand'll get your money back
you and your boys can make fun of it, yo i like it when you crack
take a bat, and use the thing for batting practice man smash it
i donand't give a fuck man fuckinand' bash it you can have it
i really donand't care man just purchase the shit
i really donand't feel like havinand' to hurt you bitch
but i will, so find a way to cop my shit quick
before i find you first, and beat and'cha fat ass wit a stick
go on carson dailyand's show and request my video
andquot;you ainand't got oneandquot; i know, just fuckinand' do it yo
the radio donand't play me and i got no distribution
ima walk into land speed and just start shootinand'
i canand't sell cds even in my own city
ima change my name to q stiggy and start actinand' jiggy
i got promo posters as wall paper in my crib
and i wonder why no oneand's ever heard of my shit
if i went out and promoted i could probably sell a record
but instead iand'll just sit and scratch myself, hey yo check it
[chorus]
If you donand't go out and buy my cd
iand'm gonna fuckinand' kick your ass
i ainand't even playinand' wit and'chu
i am literally gonna knock you the fuck out
if you donand't go out and buy the shit
just fuckinand' buy it man
you can afford it
what the fuck is wrong wit and'chu?
itand's a fuckinand' dope album man just pick it up
what and'chu mean you never heard of me?
it doesnand't matter if you never heard of me
iand'm fuckinand' tellinand' you now just buy the shit, what?
