If i was with a woman sheand'd wonder what was happening
little things would slowly go askew
if i was with a woman iand'd make her quite unhappy
specially when she did not want me to
If i was with a woman iand'd make believe i loved her
all the time i would not like her much
if i was with a woman sheand'd soon become unsettled
iand'd show her but i would not let her touch
Look at them laughing
look at them laughing
look at them laughing
laughing, laughing
If i was with a woman iand'd never ask her questions
but if she did not want me to i would
if i was with a woman iand'd offer my indifference
and make quite sure she never understood
If i was with a woman iand'd threaten to unload her
every time she asked me to explain
if i was with a woman sheand'd have to learn to cherish
the purity and depth of my disdain
Look at them laughing
look at them laughing
look at them laughing
laughing, laughing
Iand've been with a woman, she took away my spirit
no womanand's coming close to me again
iand've been with a woman, she took away my spirit
no womanand's coming close to me again
Look at them laughing
look at them laughing
look at them laughing
laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing
laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing...