Silverfish are swimming in and out of my walls
My heat is out -- you donand't return my calls
The snow is drifted up -- i canand't get my mail
My faith in mankind is beginning to fail...
..kind of like my washer and my dryer
The latter of which sets my clothes on fire
Evil, evil man -- iand'm under your spell
But everybody knows youand're the landlord from hell
I canand't believe the things that youand're doing to me
I canand't believe the rotten things youand've done to me
My windows donand't close and my sinks donand't drain
On a sunny day my roof canand't keep out the rain
Find a buyer and iand'm ready to sell
But iand'll be sure to tell the suckers youand're a landlord from hell
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The floor is buckled, the furnace belches smoke
When i turn on the faucet iand'm sure to get soaked
The outlets arenand't grounded, i always get a shock
Upwards around fourteen hundred kilowatts
I pay my bills and nothing gets done
Youand're a sadomasochist who thinks itand's fun
Youand're an evil man, you ainand't norman fell
Thatand's why landlord iand'll see you in hell
