Invite your friends invite your coworkers
Invite vets and coast guard deserters
Invite the haves and the have-nots
Nowand's the time to take stock in what we got
Click n click n clack goes the train on the track
We got to get them all here before we hit the sack
Everybodyand's bothered -- everybodyand's hot
Got a party in the parking lot
We got a soiree
Weand've got a wing ding
Weand've got a party
Weand've got reason to sing
Nicholas the second and elvis presley too
Have a barbra streisand drag queen with a fu manchu
Andy rooneyand's smokin up in a shack
While sonny and cher are making out in back
Mr. furley says andquot;too loud -- get them out!andquot;
But this is what a partyand's supposed to be about
Weand've got to mosey somewhere before the partyand's shot
Got a party in the parking lot
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Weand've got 6 pack party favors
Cocktail weenies in a dozen flavors
Keys in the front yard -- dancing in the back
Iand'll take a parking lot to any old love shack
Now thereand's just a few of us -- and the garbage
Got nothing to eat except some mustard in the fridge
Everybodyand's passed out thereand's hardly a sound
Except the drunken shriner whoand's still dancing around
My sister left with the band around three a.m.
Iand've got a migraine from my eyes to my brain stem
Hope our guests liked it, hope they liked lots
Gotta party in the parking lot
